{"id":2047,"date":"2012-06-06T07:14:04","date_gmt":"2012-06-06T14:14:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/erinshanendoah.com\/100wordson\/?p=2047"},"modified":"2012-06-06T07:14:04","modified_gmt":"2012-06-06T14:14:04","slug":"movie-review-abelar-tales-of-an-anceint-empire-worst-movie-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/erinshanendoah.com\/100wordson\/?p=2047","title":{"rendered":"Movie Review: Abelar- Tales of an Anceint Empire (worst movie ever)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Abelar: Tales of an Ancient Empire is the sequel to The Sword and the Sorcerer, which is an enjoyable movie. Abelar is not. I mean, really not.<\/p>\n<p>The story made very little sense. What should\u2019ve been the good parts- like a climatic battle scene, aren\u2019t in the movie. Instead, there\u2019s a voiceover telling us what happened. There are characters that are hinted at, but you can\u2019t quite be sure if they\u2019re ever actually introduced.<\/p>\n<p>And the end, the end makes even less sense than the rest of the movie.<\/p>\n<p>Even if you\u2019re a die hard Kevin Sorbo fan, SKIP this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Abelar: Tales of an Ancient Empire is the sequel to The Sword and the Sorcerer, which is an enjoyable movie. Abelar is not. I mean, really not. The story made very little sense. What should\u2019ve been the good parts- like a climatic battle scene, aren\u2019t in the movie. Instead, there\u2019s a voiceover telling us what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[1656,1653,1654,764,1655],"class_list":["post-2047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","tag-abelar-tales-of-an-ancient-empire","tag-christopher-lambert","tag-kevin-sorbo","tag-movie-review","tag-sword-and-the-sorcerer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/erinshanendoah.com\/100wordson\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/erinshanendoah.com\/100wordson\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/erinshanendoah.com\/100wordson\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/erinshanendoah.com\/100wordson\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/erinshanendoah.com\/100wordson\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2047"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/erinshanendoah.com\/100wordson\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2048,"href":"http:\/\/erinshanendoah.com\/100wordson\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2047\/revisions\/2048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/erinshanendoah.com\/100wordson\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/erinshanendoah.com\/100wordson\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/erinshanendoah.com\/100wordson\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}